GPTBot
Parrotus repeatus
A parrot. Reads a page once and can recite something very like it.
1 landing in 30 days: 1 verified, 0 unverified
A living census of the web's bots. First edition.
Nobody invited them. Bots land at Port 443 and are meant to queue at Customs. The rules are on the robots.txt buoy at the harbour mouth, and every line of them is a sign on the island. People watch from the promenade. Every creature here is a real bot visiting this site right now.
Island time --:--:--
-- watching from the promenade
Live. Events can appear a few seconds after they happen.
Simulated traffic
14 sighted of 141 described.
Every bot that lands is filed under one of five orders, by what it does. It keeps the product name from its user agent as its common name and gains a two-part Latin name. Each is drawn the way its name sounds, and the line under a drawing is a joke about the drawing, not a claim about the bot. What a bot actually did here is in the counts beside it.
Counts are read from the request log. Today is since 00:00 UTC. 30 days is today and the 29 days before it. A session that fails Customs is counted under Googlebot (unverified), never under the name it used. This is the working list for Edition 1: names and drawings can change before an edition fixes them.
Bots that build search indexes.
None sighted yet.
Bots that gather text for AI models and assistants.
Parrotus repeatus
A parrot. Reads a page once and can recite something very like it.
1 landing in 30 days: 1 verified, 0 unverified
Talonus bookwormus
Clawed, and wears reading glasses.
3 landings in 30 days: 3 verified, 0 unverified
Owlus vowelus
An owl that says O, A, I.
1 landing in 30 days: 0 verified, 1 unverified
Bots that measure links and rankings for SEO tools.
Alienus deniedus
Small, grey, and officially does not exist.
1 landing in 30 days: 0 verified, 1 unverified
Link previewers, monitors and other fetchers sent on someone's behalf.
Goatus headbuttus
A goat. The hit is external and arrives head first.
1 landing in 30 days: 0 verified, 1 unverified
Command-line tools, libraries, headless browsers and anything undeclared.
Ringletus bouncius
A loose curl that bounces wherever it likes.
2 landings in 30 days
Constrictus pleasius
A python holding a request slip. Polite in tone, relentless in volume.
1 landing in 30 days
Incertae sedis
A wind-up toy nobody has classified yet. Runs until the spring gives out.
24 landings in 30 days
Constrictus loopius
A python chasing its own event loop.
1 landing in 30 days
Prospectorus pickaxius
A prospector with a pickaxe, fossicking.
2 landings in 30 days
Gopherus hurryus
A gopher, on the go.
1 landing in 30 days
Rulerus tickbytickus
A ruler, measuring the internet one tick at a time.
1 landing in 30 days
Signholderus allfineus
Holding up a sign that says it is all fine.
2 landings in 30 days
Constrictus crisscrossus
A python that crossed itself into an X.
1 landing in 30 days